The Real Thing – David Lee and Nick Danner
After three months of dating my girlfriend, I finally met her son. And from the second I shook the boy’s hand, I knew he was a cocksucker. In fact, minutes into meeting Nick, I knew he was ready to be plucked like a piece of fresh fruit. I told my wife-to-be that she would need to be careful with him. I told her my suspicion that the boy might be gay but she refused to believe me. So I set out to prove her wrong. Not exactly a good basis for a relationship but if I’m honest, I really wanted...